Mashed Potato Face

The facial attributes like that of a potato. Plain, broad, and forgettable.

Taylor's mashed potato face is a shame, but he has the body to make up for it.

by Pittsburgh Slim April 21, 2008

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cum on my face

A phrase typically used in pornos where one partner (hopefully a woman) desires the other to explode their load on to their face.

Yes!...oh Cum On My Face.

by Apple Sauce Q April 23, 2016

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Open Faced Sandwich

The female version of teabagging. The naked vagina goes right on a person's nose.

The name originates from the appearance of some vaginas.

Person A: Oh shit that dude is passed the fuck out. Someone should teabag him.
Person B: Fuck that, someone go get that drunk girl to give him a nice big open faced sandwich.

by lazy boyz April 4, 2010

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Yo Momma's Face

"Your Mother's Face." A new system of jokes using the response of "Yo Momma's Face!!" To when someone asks you a question.

Victim: Dude, school is so tiring. Predator: What I did to yo momma's face is so tiring!! Bystander: Oh Shit!!

by YoMommasFace111 March 25, 2010

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reverse face fist

When a woman violently rams her face into a mans fist due to being outside the kitchen

the bitch left the kitchen and reverse face fisted me then she called the cops.

by the angry wife beater November 8, 2010

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Face Beaten in by Sadness

The state of a female after she realises men are foul, sexfiends that want nothing more than their lower extremeties. Usually occuring between the ages of 18 to 26.

I like to date young girls cuz they haven't had time to have their face beaten in by sadness.

by Allen Quandt of P Mel April 15, 2009

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