Churn your cheese

a act of a guy jacking off or masturbating

Dude, can I churn your cheese?

by thischick12 January 26, 2011

cheese churner

Put a cheese weel on your dick than have someone eat it wile they are jacking you off and sticking a plunger-type object up the subjects ass secureing them to the floor.

Sara felt like having a snack so she grabbed a weel of chesse and stuck it through a mans penis and ate it off the cheese churner.

by spoonanil96 June 1, 2011

Hawaiian Cheese Dick

A Hawaiian man with a cheesy dick. Typically small and resembling a cheese stick.

“Yo dude, did you hear about Mary going down on this Hawaiian Cheese Dick last night?”

“No way! She’s a slut? I thought she was a Christian.”

by cheeseexpert January 7, 2022

Cheese

a lot of it can cause happiness thats why your mother says to not eat a lot of it

i like CHEESE

by makecatbig February 9, 2022

Cheese

Something bad

Holy frick dude that was some cheese defending

by Kartegutt October 14, 2019

Quarter Pounder with Cheese

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good

The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

Cheese

A Large, usually Dance-related Party.

Man, this is a big Cheese you got here!

by snailsaurus March 27, 2022