not hot chili sauce

adj

Definition 1.)
Somebody who has an always angry, or spicy, attitude towards other people when they get mad, but cools off rather quickly and plead for forgiveness.

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adj
Definition 2.) Cold hot sauce

For definition one
Person 1: He kept yelling at me for about 15 minutes, then he cooled down and started saying that hes sorry.
Person 2: Looks like he's not hot chili sauce.
Person 1: You can say that again.
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For definition two
Person 1: I can't believe that Rooster Sauce was so fucking cold!
Person 2: I guess it's not hot chili sauce.

by Treecko666 January 15, 2016

Habanero Hot Rod

The act of rubbing chili such as a habanero on the tip of one's penis and counting how much said person lasts before they need to wash it off.

The party yesterday got pretty fucking wild-Jim gave himself a Habanero Hot Rod and lasted a full 30 seconds before screaming in pain and peeing a little blood later on.

by DirtyDictioner January 27, 2016

Too fucking hot

When someone is so hot you can't even find better words.

My husband is too fucking hot, I can't!

by Mabinogies November 20, 2018

Zippo Hot Shower

Zippo rechargeable hand warmer in waterproof bag immersed in a pocket shower

Bro this Ukrainian chick said I needed to a shower...but she didn’t know I invented the zippo hot shower

by Zippo hot shower November 25, 2018

Jamaican Hot Tub

When one ejaculates into their belly button after masturbating

I just finished masturbating and it left a thick Jamaican Hot Tub

by ForestFireOnBroadway July 20, 2017

rent a center hot

When she is hot, but a little trampy. Probably had her first kid at 18. Kind of like grading on a curve.

Hey Benny, she is Rent a Center hot.

by Overstreet367 August 24, 2017

hot cheeto burrito

When a guy says his dick burns

My penis burns

Oh you probably have a hot Cheeto burrito because of that female last night bro

by noveron August 26, 2017