Mashed Potato Face

The facial attributes like that of a potato. Plain, broad, and forgettable.

Taylor's mashed potato face is a shame, but he has the body to make up for it.

by Pittsburgh Slim April 21, 2008

cum on my face

A phrase typically used in pornos where one partner (hopefully a woman) desires the other to explode their load on to their face.

Yes!...oh Cum On My Face.

by Apple Sauce Q April 23, 2016

Open Faced Sandwich

The female version of teabagging. The naked vagina goes right on a person's nose.

The name originates from the appearance of some vaginas.

Person A: Oh shit that dude is passed the fuck out. Someone should teabag him.
Person B: Fuck that, someone go get that drunk girl to give him a nice big open faced sandwich.

by lazy boyz April 4, 2010

Cunt-Faced Muthafucker

A person who is a bastard.

Sally is a cunt-faced muthafucker.
Lets fuck up that cunt-faced muthafucker.
HAHA! Look at Sally and her cunt-faced muthafucker boyfriend!

by You_Mom April 4, 2005

Face Beaten in by Sadness

The state of a female after she realises men are foul, sexfiends that want nothing more than their lower extremeties. Usually occuring between the ages of 18 to 26.

I like to date young girls cuz they haven't had time to have their face beaten in by sadness.

by Allen Quandt of P Mel April 15, 2009

reverse face fist

When a woman violently rams her face into a mans fist due to being outside the kitchen

the bitch left the kitchen and reverse face fisted me then she called the cops.

by the angry wife beater November 8, 2010

Face to da base

To suck dick to the bottom of the shaft.

"Yo hoe, Face to da base."

by V-Dub March 22, 2007