monkey mercinary leader

its a mercinary leader who doesnt know how to properly use there army and uses it to threaten people online even tho he is still a monkey
person 1: get fucking shit on

Andrew (monkey mercinary leader) : shut up or ill get the mercinarys on you

person 1: you cant do shit

Andrew : *cries and becomes emo*
by I_ONLY_SPEAK_TRUE_FACTS March 08, 2022
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spitting monkey

Damn that girl had a smelly spitting monkey ,wish I never went down on her.
by Chronicdabber902 January 21, 2018
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Pam-monkey

Used as a filler word when you don’t know what word should go into the space in a sentence.
You should go grab... what’s that Pam-monkey thing called? The wrench.
by Pammonkeyking December 19, 2018
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Being an ass and tweaked or hyped up on anpethiames or caffeine
Man he is a anal dwelling research butt monkey
by Crazy whiteboy October 10, 2023
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monkey bum pants

monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero
my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat
by woahhuymandude February 26, 2018
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monkey mouthing

Monkey mouthing: speaking or yelling utterly nonsense.
"She was monkey mouthing about a situation she knew nothing about"
by AlMosThErE___L7 April 27, 2018
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Monkey in the Middle

A sexual occurrence involving a threesome of two females and one male in which the first woman is STD-positive and the guy and the other gal is not. The guy first has intercourse with the diseased girl, receiving dangerous bodily fluids on his penis yet miraculously not acquiring her STD. He then gives penile pleasure and, unfortunately, the first woman's bodily fluids to the second female, endowing her with the disease from his "dirty needle." After this, he is effectively called the “monkey in the middle
Darv: Ron, I heard you were the monkey in the middle this past weekend. You got severely lucky, man.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
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