Sub-monkey brained

An individual who has less intelligence than an animal and acts like it.

That Sub-Monkey brained person did crack then started screaming at walls for eight hours.

by Aknownmouse August 31, 2025

monkey man

A monkey man is someone familiar that you meat on rare occurrences multiple times kind of like a shiny pokemon: you're very happy when you meet them.

Oh look! That's the monkey man!

by Monkebru April 27, 2021

Nigerian Monkey Buns

The birth place of Timmy Longwiener, The australian drawn penis.

"Where is timmy born?"
kyle-"Nigerian monkey buns!"

by |}{POIUYTREWQASDFGHJKL::><MNBV May 22, 2025

monkey mike

Monkey mike is the only guy. Also known as carson

I swear I’m monkey mike

by The mins April 14, 2021

prison monkey

when you get locked up for 2 months and suddenly disappear and come back emo

OMG this girl is such a prison monkey, only a trevuwu would want her

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 23, 2023

Wire Monkey

Blue collar slang for a MIG welder. In other terms the gayest welder and welding process.

Look at that wire monkey he ain't no welder.

by Diabetic_Bussy_Bandit September 20, 2023

brawl monkey

A martial artist or any fighter fixated on only fighting and not the logistics of it in terms of safety, practicality, or morally.

They only like to fight for the sake of fighting.

"Dude Declan was wondering if you wanted to spar later today?"
"Hell no, he's a brawl monkey I don't want to end up in the hospital"

by Howl'sLeftNut April 4, 2024