Broaden Your Horizons

A snide way to suggest anal sex.

"At first she was unsure about the whole ordeal, then I suggested that she should broaden her horizons."

or

"Allow me to broaden your horizons"

by Wiz Memelord July 19, 2017

Your already fucked

meaning that things beyond your control have already fucked your life such as, having red hair, parents are deros, don't like hilarious cat pictures, your parents were killed by voldemort, you live in gosford, or just really ugly.

Guy 1# hey man do you think i will ever be normal

Guy 2# na man your already fucked

by I can't afford schoolies May 7, 2011

your mom gay

ya hat you say to someone when they are being super annoying.

Girl 1: your so mean and rude!
Boy: Your mom gay.

by brooklynpaige October 29, 2019

how's your mom

When one takes their hand and puts it under someones boob and caresses it. Saying "Hows Your Mom"

"Jess walked up to me and I caressed her boob saying, "How's your mom."

by J Rizz June 25, 2006

Whats your IP

Your ip is:
127.0.0.1
Please try Hacking this address!
This person is really stupid!!

Hey Dude whats your IP??
Uhmmm, Let Me Check.
errrr, its 127.0.0.1 i think

by Liam June 2, 2004

Put your seatbet on

You are being a wanker/Stop being a wanker

The phrase is used to highlight wanky behaviour from associates. It is usually accompanied with the gesture of pulling a seatbelt from the right shoulder with the right hand, repeatedly.
Originates from a misunderstanding with the police.

by Brian John Abbs October 31, 2003

yank your chain

pull your leg

Tell someone you've been invited to the White House for dinner with the prez. Then you say, "I'm just trying to yank your chain."

by Birdmanicx November 24, 2013