jack austin

The Jack Austin is a rare species of sasquatch known for their inability to stand without hunching over at a 90 degree angle. Because of their miserly behaviour and large noses, they are frequently mistaken as Jews.

I ran into Jack Austin while I was walking to school the other day. He grabbed my wallet and called me a crackhead.

by Ringo☆ March 10, 2020

jack

jack is a guy that cant run fast, but sure can fuck fast. you can walk up to him and offer 2k for a night and he will do it. he only fucks hot girls and fat ass boys. he is the type of person to go to the strip club and get a lap dance for 100k. if you ever meet a jack, get ready to bleed your sack.

omg ima ask that jack over there for a fun night

by jfiobspyuhgbonues pyducfb9pnsd November 18, 2021

sack n' jack

The act of receiving a handjob with a plastic bag covering your head.

"Ol' Pink-Eye Jones sure does give a mean sack n' jack!"

by Sean1331 August 25, 2025

Jack Patterson-Howard

Born to “Haiiii<33 :3” Forced to “Yo wassup gang”

FUCK SOCIAL STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS - Jack Patterson-Howard

by Panucci’s_Aaa May 23, 2023

jack diddley fuck

To do nothing. The word fuck at the end makes it worse than just doing jack diddley.

All my coworkers do all day is jack diddley fuck and I always have to clean up after the lazy bastards.

by jimmybomm April 21, 2022

Jack Crap

A colloquial expression used as a replacement for "Jack Shit".
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite

Oh man, I love seeing big black men with their willies hanging out.

Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.

by grogory fashwat June 15, 2023

Jack

Jack= no bitches
You have a friend that can't pull bitches? They are a jack

Guy 1 : Damn, why doesn't any girl talk to him, he looks so lonely!
Guy 2 : Oh he's a jack. Don't worry about it
Guy 1 : Those Jack are hopeless smh

by LP_MaxTan0525 July 23, 2022