monkeying

Dillydallying with someone other than momi

Yo, was you monkeying with someone else! ?

by Momi February 17, 2015

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Monkey

A monkey is a brain dead human who has no semblance of human personality

James Abuan is a fucking monkey, nO cAp

by alogarithm March 31, 2020

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Fantasy football league led by a corrupt commish named Sir Campy. League membership consists of many esteemed and established gentlemen .. most notably Sir Brendan aka "MonsterCat"

League also contains several high profiled felonious malcontents including but not limited to ; Sir Twyman "Antifa Brick Thrower"... Sir Josh "Border Hopper" , Sir Lantry "Turtle Trafficker" and Sir Martin "Wolverine Watchmen Militia President" .. Sir Martin was recently stripped of management responsibilities after facing a federal indictment involving the failed kidnapping of the governor.

Spider Monkey league members recently attended a seminar at MonsterCat's house. Members shelled out over $5000.00 per head for this sold out event. Topics pertained to all facets of managing a fantasy football team. For an additional $1000.00 Sir Graydon and Sir Royce purchased VIP tickets where MonsterCat explained how to pick up hot woman in the Covid-19 environment.

by Meglodon904 October 20, 2020

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Monkeys in the Jungle

When somebody nuts in their own, or somebody else's public hair and leaves it there.

"I heard that Sam leaves his Monkeys in the Jungle!"

by WPrivvy January 7, 2025

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monkey tail

When you wait too long to poop and a turd starts to extend past your butthole involuntarily. Similar to a turtle head or a prairie dog, but possibly describing a more severe scenario.

Wait; I gotta call you back from the toilet. I’ve got a monkey tail situation going on.

by mehmet oz December 15, 2022

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