monkey cheese biscuit

meaning a cheese biscuit but made from monkey cheese ear food being scrated and fried with love

"hey, can i have monkey cheese biscuit" , "sure but you have to tell me Obamas last name first!"

by bollocks hunter November 21, 2021

scorch monkey

a semi derogatory name for a member of the Arabic persuasion, directly derived from the term Porch monkey

Hey, heard that new Kwiki-Mart that opened down the street is run by some scorch monkey named Allah.

by kit-n-kaboodle February 2, 2009

Monkey Hunting

Monkey Hunting is a term used when a larger girl goes after a smaller skinnier guy

My mom when Monkey Hunting last night

by 2potatoman2 August 31, 2023

Chunky Monkey

Chunky Monkey is usually a short girl with long dark hair, and has a thick booty and a chubby belly and chubby cheeks. Chunky monkeys usually always give the best cuddles too

“Hey there’s my chunky monkey”
“I want my chunky monkey to cuddle me 🥺”

by Katie2429 August 18, 2022

Monkey Slam

The surprise act of physically slamming something or someone while falling, usually in a hype situation while yelling "MUNK-EH SLAYUMN!". typically the slam is an all out two-handed strike from above.

*playing video game*
Friend: "Hey Brian, where is Michael at?
Brian: "idk, he was just here.
Michael: *coming in with a friendly fire attack from above* "MONKEY SLAM!!!!!!!!"
Brian: "Aw fuck Mi-" *dead, respawns*
Brian: MUTHER F*****!!!

by IceReapr November 17, 2025

Monkey Things Up

In American English "Monkey" is used for silliness, and is certainly the most common connotation, association with a monkey can also mean foolishness, aggravation, environmental terrorism, and cold.

To "Monkey Things Up" is to make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business"

Monkey Things Up: To make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business
Mother: Billy, I've just cleaned the house, I don't need you or your friends coming in here and Monkeying Things Up

by UncleLoid January 19, 2019

Workbook Monkey

When implementing Workday, working with consultants or implementors that actually have no business skills other than showing you how to fill out an Excel Spreadsheet.

We need to transform our financial processes, but John is just a workbook monkey, he can't help us.

by Agamemnon999 October 30, 2025