printer monkey 

derogatory term for IT employees who think too highly of themselves

That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.

If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.

printer monkey by paula. June 30, 2014

Peach Monkey 

A girl that gets really worked up and climbs all over you.

When Melissa gets turned on, she is a real peach monkey and climbs all over her man trying to quench her desires!

Peach Monkey by Mr Renaissance July 10, 2014

Howler Monkey 

"TheOatmeal" online comics
"That guy who calls a meeting to avoid doing actual work. He never shuts up, challenges every opinion and opens just about EVERYTHING up for debate. He thinks he's helping but he's really just mindlessly shrieking into the jungle"

Person 1: Shit we have a meeting today at five with that ass hole Jim
Person 2: Oh you mean that Howler Monkey?
Person 1: Yup
Person 2: FACK

Howler Monkey by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 15, 2015

Douche monkey 

Someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.

John does nothing to care for his mother and just sponges off of her. He is a real douche monkey.

Douche monkey by Melek February 4, 2015

loose monkey 

A GUY WHOM HAS LOOSE MORALS AND GOES BANANAS OVER GALS AND WISHES TO JUMP ALL OVER THEM.

Matt made his move on Patricia so quickly you'd swear he was a loose monkey by how he acted.

loose monkey by Peter Lansal February 16, 2015

Grease Monkey 

When you are cooking with grease in a pan or fryer and it pops flinging grease out.

Watch out for the grease monkeys! They will burn your hands!

Grease Monkey by Tfrickndizzle April 27, 2015

Pineapple monkey 

When your dick hurts

I just fell on my dick and now I got pineapple monkey yo

Pineapple monkey by Soccerlife199 May 5, 2015