When you boastfully mention something around a group of friends and make them look bad to impress a female.
Max: i drive a really nice up to date american car that i bought for $30,000
Sierra: oh i bet its fast
Max: yea and its nothing like adans car which is 20 years old and the AC doesnt work
Adan: why u doing a nhat ? Why u mentioning my car ?
Sierra: oh i bet its fast
Max: yea and its nothing like adans car which is 20 years old and the AC doesnt work
Adan: why u doing a nhat ? Why u mentioning my car ?
by Kreed yui January 08, 2022
by institute27 September 25, 2020
p1-"Have you booked our accommodation yet?"
p2-"Nah, I'm gonna wait 24hrs before the event bro."
p1-"No way you're doing a zuzu again!"
p2-"Nah, I'm gonna wait 24hrs before the event bro."
p1-"No way you're doing a zuzu again!"
by Shwanz September 27, 2023
When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.
by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 03, 2021
a joke from the fandom “swifties”
on tumble, a fan shared a picture with a picture of stars that Taylor Swift drew, Taylor herself answered the fan and now this joke is circulating around the fandom
on tumble, a fan shared a picture with a picture of stars that Taylor Swift drew, Taylor herself answered the fan and now this joke is circulating around the fandom
by imurmirrorbawll November 16, 2023
When you fill a 2 litre coke bottle with water, proceed into a handstand, and then insert the open bottle into your rectum in hopes of increasing bowel movements.
by SplitscreenFace November 07, 2022
Hym "Why do people hate Ayn Rand?"
A fucking retard "Because she says it's wrong for me to expect them to sacrifice their lives for I can harvest them for resources and organs for my kids! If I don't convert their lives into wealth and then funnel it up the hierarchy, I won't have any stuff! Or, worse, I won't have relatively better stuff!"
A fucking retard "Because she says it's wrong for me to expect them to sacrifice their lives for I can harvest them for resources and organs for my kids! If I don't convert their lives into wealth and then funnel it up the hierarchy, I won't have any stuff! Or, worse, I won't have relatively better stuff!"
by Hym Iam March 06, 2024