Penis

The thing dudes have. Not all dudes have penises and not everyone with a penis is a dude.

Person 1 - “I have a penis”
Person 2 - “Cool”

by Fluffhead. September 6, 2022

pencil penis

when your penis is skinny, like a pencil

*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"

by greninjolo March 26, 2022

Penis

A nice long water bottle that you suck on

I love sucking out of my penis.

by cancerouse connely March 7, 2022

Penis

A penis is an organism that is long and squishy. When it is happy, Is starts to feel hard as a rock. Their main use is for sucking on

“Hey, can I suck your penis”
“Yes please daddy”

by Suckingboy69 May 9, 2022

penis

mine is microscopic

"i have a small penis"

by mrstinklyfoot March 10, 2021

Penis

It is a very ugly short little tree shaped stick

I saw a huge penis yesterday and I threw up

by Jdnhfjdbxhrke November 7, 2021

the penis game

The penis game is a 2-6 player game created by the youtuber Baylen Levine. You stand in a crowded area then you and your friend take turns of saying the word 'penis' and you gradually get louder.

You: Let's play the penis game.
Friend: penis
You: penis
Friend: PENIS
You: PEEEENNNNIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS

by bbigbbarry January 8, 2022