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Kid Shield

An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.
Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:

Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.

Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.
by Blargerrrrrr November 5, 2011
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Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.
"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."
by calibus January 28, 2022
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IPad kid

whats Ben doing?

oh he's just being an iPad kid.
by yams a jam July 6, 2022
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Laureate Kid

A Laureate Kid is a noble child born from royalty or knights, a Laureate Kid is the most elite child per noble clan
The Laureate Kid was the best fighter in the village, he'd slain over 50,000 enemies single handedly before his 12th birthday
by nook1974 December 18, 2021
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brain kids

Guy1: Did she give you a bj
Guy2: yes and i gave her brain kids
by MoManTheG August 24, 2017
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green screen kids

a bunch of kids who steal videos and traction by making reaction tier videos where they put their face in the corner, then it gets a lot of views.
i see them as misunderstood because it's literally in the title that they're kids who simply don't know any better. but no we had to witch-hunt them
i think the solution to this is to wait until they mature and know right from wrong then maybe they'll realize "oh shit i'm stealing somebody's video" and give credit next time
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Kid-V

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What's that lassy? Kid-V is stuck wood chipper again?
by Joe June 26, 2004
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