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Tissue Nut

A peanut inside of a box of tissues
I found a tissue nut the other day while blowing my nose
by BobmanChickn February 6, 2020
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Smoked Nuts

When someone with saggy testicles farts near the fire and singes the hair of their testicles
Theodore was sitting too close to the fire on a hot summer's day. He let out a long fart which left him with smoked nuts.
by PinkyPopper October 17, 2022
mugGet the Smoked Nutsmug.

Saturday Nut Live

The act of streaming your jack off session on Facebook so all can see
Man, did you see Bill's Saturday Nut Live last night?
Yeah, it was great, dude
by Jacques Off May 9, 2018
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deez nuts

The things that are dangaling from your chin
The things laying on your forehead when you sleep at night

goteem goteem goteem
tommy: Bro my chin itches soo bad

bob: its because deez nuts are attached to it
by im awesomesauce March 23, 2017
mugGet the deez nutsmug.

Nut

by Phishinuts April 25, 2019
mugGet the Nutmug.

Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.
Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."
by EarthieMelee December 15, 2022
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Honey Nut

A name for Smegma used by people who like to consume that type of matter.
I have so much honey nut on my cock and it was tasty.
by KHop October 23, 2007
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