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the rulers of the universe
monkey are the rulers of the universe
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Hawaiian Monkey Sex

When you shit into a coconut and then proceed to bang it, bonus points if you draw a face on it.
Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.
by darknest555 April 12, 2022
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Closet Monkey

That dude James keeps eyeing other dudes... he's such a closet Closet Monkey!
by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022
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Bronze Monkey

The mixing of a 40 and a orange MD (MadDog) This is a variation of the Brass Monkey
Hey, man we are out of OJ. Just mix the 40 with your orange MD and make a Bronze Monkey.
by MasterGofen December 6, 2011
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Spunky Monkey

AN ABSOLUTE FAT ASS LIKE HOLY SHIT ITS MASSIVE, AND I MEAN MASSSSSSIVE
Gerald: "Herold, you got a nice Spunky Monkey!"

Herold: "Are you high?"
by xbot7564 June 30, 2024
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Intercourse Monkey

An intercourse monkey is where you let monkeys into your room and they like to practice anal on you while you're sleeping.
"Hey John, bro last night my monkeys pulled an Intercourse Monkey on me!"
by Remy Gardner May 29, 2023
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Slut Monkey

Billi joSingh
Your a billi jo singh
Slut Monkey
by Jdidhd December 3, 2019
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