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Friend

by Destroyer 02 August 3, 2019
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non-flakey friend

Someone who doesn't flake on you when you make plans with them. These people aren't pussys
I wish Kenny and Seth were non-flakey friends. They never follow through with fun stuff.
by Flakescantbetamed February 22, 2017
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Impossible Friends

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY
Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them
by dreamymimi August 9, 2024
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FRIENDS

You cuddle. Everyone knows you want to Fuckkkkkkkk but you’re in denial you like each other. Y’all be selfish and think you’re the shit. They ask their “crushes” to dances then ditch them to hang out with each other
Sally: “ Adelaide Stole my date from me wtf”
Mark: “Yeah Gary was all over her fuck that guy. They say theirs friends but they be on some bullshit.”
by Ihatemylifeifyouknowyouknow February 7, 2020
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Phone a friend Parent

when a parent knows very little about their child and needs to constantly/frequently ask questions for info.
They are definitely the phone a friend parent, they don’t know much about their own child..
by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025
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Fake friend

Someone who hangs around you and puts on an act and they won’t say the things they don’t give advice to you to change yourself or don’t tell you what they don’t like about you
I thought Xavier was my friend but he wasn’t he never told me what he didn’t like about me or how could I change myself and if you know somebody that you think is your friend but they don’t do anything to tell you to better yourself then their fake friends
by Hot Nigger March 16, 2021
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Friend cheating

When someone is texting another friend while talking to you irl
Person a and person b are having a conversation
Person a: *brings out phone and starts typing*
Person b: are you friend cheating on me right now??
Person a: no, I'm just playing a game
Person b: oh okay
by A singular broken condom March 1, 2024
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