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Hawaiian Cheese Dick

A Hawaiian man with a cheesy dick. Typically small and resembling a cheese stick.
“Yo dude, did you hear about Mary going down on this Hawaiian Cheese Dick last night?”

“No way! She’s a slut? I thought she was a Christian.”
by cheeseexpert January 7, 2022
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Podunk-Cheese

Podunk-Cheese: Poor man's money.
A slang phrase derived from two different ways of defining each word, brought together to form a singular phrase. "Podunk" Loosely meaning poor or trashy person/place/thing. "Cheese" meaning money or currency of some sort.
I rock the boat at Seas, I'm not supposed to leave, Heaven only knows what being woke with "Podunk-Cheese"!
by WigNilly February 27, 2021
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blomunda cheese

The substance found on the underside of the tits usually after profuse sweating, or after normal hygene activities have been halted for an extended amount of time. It is commonly slightly viscuous with a distinguishing stench.

Usually found on women with massive dd or larger breast.
Damn, that bitch has some serious blomunda cheese !
by Silk Brah March 20, 2008
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Cheese Grater

1; a metal object used to shave tiny pieces of cheese off of a block

2; the unholiest image on E621.net. If you mention this object to a Furry in an unorthodox or sexual manner, be advised about the consequences.
Person 1; Dude, this cheese grater would totaly fit up Sarah's-

Furry; DO NOT TRY IT!

Also Furry; war flashbacks
by Drunk Furry June 4, 2022
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cheese churner

Put a cheese weel on your dick than have someone eat it wile they are jacking you off and sticking a plunger-type object up the subjects ass secureing them to the floor.
Sara felt like having a snack so she grabbed a weel of chesse and stuck it through a mans penis and ate it off the cheese churner.
by spoonanil96 June 1, 2011
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Cheese Balls

The rancid odor that comes from a mans cock and balls after long periods of not bathing.
Person 1: Ewww Whats that smell?
Person 2: Oh, sorry hon, I've got cheese balls.
by Whatshappining December 29, 2019
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chopped cheese

adjective
someone so unattractive both physically and personality wise that the use of ugly doesn’t even begin to describe it.
1. *someone on a reality show is featured
CHOPPED CHEESE”
2. “Girl, stay away from him he’s chopped cheese.”
by jabalcoffeehouse August 11, 2025
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