Brown Pacifier

When you use a butt plug instead of instead of a pacifier.

I had to give my a baby a brown pacifier.

by Yo momma part 24 January 18, 2022

Downtown Brown

Low quality marijuana, usually brown and over compressed, that is primarily sold to people who unknowledgeable or desperate for a plug.

He broke out some downtown brown to match and we laughed him out of the circle.

by 69crayons October 17, 2022

Doo Doo Brown

When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shitting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week. He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his bare hands for $20.

Can I use your bathroom? No sorry,
there's a Doo Doo Brown in progress

by SloppySteaksAtTrufonis July 12, 2024

lactic brown

A term used in athletic training circles, intense anaerobic training causes a build-up of lactic acid leading to a spontaneous bout of diarrhoea. The acidic nature of said stool leads to severe ring sting, similar to ghandi's revenge but entirely self-inflicted

That session yesterday was savage, it gave me serious lactic brown

by VetCallum400 June 14, 2011

crown brown

Massive shit turd that stretches your rectum beyond its normal limits...

Wow.. That shit was the Crown Brown.!

by Hip Hop Howie September 26, 2013

Dirty Brown Washup

When you sit with your feet in the air, ass pointed directly up, and shit with such force the feces flies up in a parabola, landing on your own face.

Time to go give myself a quick Dirty Brown Washup.

by FugginAll7pmLong September 8, 2020

Brown Slice

A brown slice likens someone to a single slice of toilet paper with poop on it

"Check you later brown slice"

by five_mile_smile December 7, 2023