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I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.
I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.
by The Real Driller August 19, 2023
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Sasquatch Kid

aka Sassy, He is the kid of the group (if hes even in a group) that is the loser that nobody likes but, is kept around for the soul purpose of making fun of him. The Sasquatch kid is Justin Bieber like in appearence, likes to stalk people via GPS, and Says catch phases like "a fuck you" "wow asshole" "hey ass wipe" and the ever so famous "you jew". The Sasquatch Kid is also a major troll bait cuz he doesnt get most inside jokes or jokes at all for that matter. On the Internet the Sasquatch Kid will appear Gaiafagish in a way with his ";-_-" anime Emoticon. Coming in contact with a Sasquatch Kid can and will result in.. IQ loss, herpes, internet tom foolery, Bieber fever, the need to kill ones self or others, super herpes, and the loss of puppy. Oh yeah, he also likes to eat puppies. And or pee on them too.
xanthe: omg!
perry: what?
xanthe: is that a gay teal greenish bike?
perry: ah horse crap! here comes that kid sassy again.
xanthe: we have to protect the puppy!!
perry: agreed!
Sasquatch Kid: hey you jews, i tracked you via GPS.
perry: wow! gee much?
xanthe: Zing! LOL
Sasquatch Kid: WOW asshole! ;-_-
R: go away no one likes you. roar! roar! roar!
by perryEB February 21, 2011
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The kid laboi toy

The kid laboi toy is someone similar to Alex
by The Kid Laroi Fan November 25, 2024
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trix with kids

Women of loose or questionable moral character, who also happen to have spawned children.
I got together with Kelly and Alisha last night. Luckily they had sitters, damn trix with kids.
by Jai Smokyyr October 4, 2008
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If you drink this your a fucking child and your parents don't care about you
"don't be a bad guy, don't drink sour patch kids energy drink :D"
by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 12, 2022
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Tolles kids

A derogatory term for students at Tolles Career and Technical Center, typically referring to their low IQ.
It sucks, but, I'd also require hall passes if I was incharge of Tolles kids.
by JustUrAvgNraveGigger May 20, 2024
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quite kid

if you see a quite kid, don't run away be there friend. Say if your getting bullied your friend can make them stop bulling you😀
by i-love-yo-mama December 16, 2021
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