Grease Monkey

A playful term for wet coochie, “grease monkey” is often used flirtatiously and with confidence, sometimes with a little attitude, and can also refer to something personal or off-limits—like a prized possession—used in phrases like “This my grease monkey” or “He can’t get none of this grease monkey,” especially when you know you’ve got the juice and they can’t handle it.

“This grease monkey got him acting like he in love.”
“Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now.”
“He acting right, so I might let him test drive the grease monkey.”
“He keep texting me, but he not getting this grease monkey.”
“He been trying for weeks, but he can’t get none of this grease monkey.”

by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025

Grease Monkey

Grease monkey” is a flirtatious, confident, and sometimes cheeky term for wet kitty (i.e. female genitalia, especially when aroused). It’s often used with a little attitude and swagger—implying ownership, desirability, or exclusivity. It can also represent something deeply personal or untouchable, like a prized possession.

"This grease monkey got him acting like he in love."
"Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now."

by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025

grease monkey

A playful and flirtatious term for a woman’s intimate area, especially when aroused. Often used with confidence and attitude to imply exclusivity, desirability, and control—like a personal, off-limits treasure.

"He been trying for weeks, but he can't get none of this grease monkey."

by Taylor & Kaylyn July 3, 2025

Female Monkeys

See!? They DO have a thing! That's probably the thing I'm seeing.... Right? The scent you can see?

Hym "So female monkeys have it one could reasonably infer that people how something similar."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

Monkey pumping

Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.

Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in our family tree house

by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025

Monkey pumping

Monkey pumping is when you go to a morgue and find a Nigerian man, drag it to the woods the rip there teeth out. After ripping there teeth out you will throught fuck the corpse after finishing drink the nut from there mouth

Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in the family woods

by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025

hot monkey ocean ass

something to describe a funky smelling room

"it smells like hot monkey ocean ass in here"

by thee_faith July 14, 2025