Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012

Acting like a little devil worshipper

When someone starts to question their religious faith or attending church services.

Kim: You going to Sunday Service next week?
Denise: I don't go to church anymore. I don't really believe in Jesus and all that anymore...
Kim: You acting like a little devil worshipper now. You need to go to church, girl.

by Chrrrruch July 28, 2022

Spread her like butter

she's too delicious to contain.

In vast quantities she might be bad for you but, damn, spread her like butter!

by Pikla August 10, 2018

Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex

Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!

by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018

pero like

The ultimate Spanglish saying.
Actually means “but like.”

Person 1: I thought the party would be super cool, pero like, it was really boring.
Person 2: Are you speaking Spanglish?

by that one guy April 25, 2024

Like

You like something-someone

I like watermelon

by Hvjvhmvk vchvvhvvhvjgghhggfyg April 5, 2020

floss like water

having good qualities, particularly pertaining to food

“damn, that new drink from the bar flosses like water!”

“Did that burger floss like water?”

by Quandly December 25, 2022