one wipe delight

The euphoric feeling you experience where you go to wipe after taking a shit and you realise after one wipe that there’s nothing to clean down there

“How was your shit this morning?”
“Fantastic! It was a one wipe delight”

by My mama Jefe November 4, 2020

hole in one

when you're jackinng off and you nut in your belly button

josh was jacking it hard to the magazine sitting down and as he came, he managed to make a hole in one

by jjg15 February 11, 2017

2 fingers and one thumb

'I love you' in sign language.

a medium used to express your love for someone without voicing it out.

'2 fingers and one thumb' Tony showed his mother. Not that would be the last time she would get to see him do that.

by whoissanti? October 14, 2022

ate that lil one

An acknowledgment given to an individual who is either disliked, or typically doesn’t do anything deserving praise. This statement is used solely for the fact that credit must be given where credit is due.

Girl #1: Did you see her wig today? It’s actually so cute.
Girl #2: Yeah, she ate that lil one.

by rafter21970 June 2, 2024

Two in one combo

When two men are giving backshots to a girl going 400 mph.

“Man, those men really hire me with the two in one combo.”

by Jjrm 1115 March 20, 2025

The One True Toast

The only toast, the one and only. Anything you originally thought was toast... is not actually toast. The only toast is the One True Toast

Joe: "Look at my toast"
Tim: "Nah m8, that isn't toast"
Joe: "What?"
Tim: "The only toast, is The One True Toast"

by The505 May 22, 2022

One-hit Blunder

When an artist is recognized for only one song, and that song failed in the sense that it's only enjoyed ironically or as a torture device

Rick Astley, Smash Mouth, and Darude could each be considered a one-hit blunder

by FresnoNightcrawler June 25, 2019