SIGN MONKEY

A INDIVIDUAL THAT IS EXTREMELY PROFICIENT IN THE CLIMBING OF SIGNS & BILLBOARDS etc. SOME @ EXTREME HEIGHTS AND MOVES TO AND FRO WITH SUCH SPEED & PRECISION THAT IT WOULD SEEM THAT THIS OVERLY AGILE PERSON COULD POSSIBLY HAVE A

PREHENSILE TAIL ???

THAT GUY WORKING ON THAT SIGN IS SWINGING AROUND UP THERE JUST LIKE A " SIGN MONKEY " !!!

by BUNDYPOFF October 15, 2020

Squeegy Monkey

A Squeegy Monkey is just another thing to call someone rude, annoying, slow, or dumb. It overall is just a mean thing to call somebody.... this is dumb

Person taking forever in the bathroom getting ready or something
Roommate: Hurry up Squeegy Monkey!

by Mr.Checkers August 6, 2021

A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release (Human).

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A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release (Human).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

doin it for the monkeys

Doing it all for the pussy.

I'm doin it for the monkeys. Yeyah

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

Chunky Monkey

Chunky Monkey

Damn girl, you got that chunky monkey. Talking about that sweet vagina.

by Copzack April 16, 2025

Horse donkey monkey Hitler fan

Basically a bad person

"Josh has to be a horse donkey monkey Hitler fan!"

by BADBADBADBAD9 February 12, 2023

monkey hot

when you take a bite of somthing and go "ho ho ha ha"

mmm that pizza looks great i'll take a piece... hoho haha that's monkey hot!

by fearlessflasher August 29, 2012