A playful term for wet coochie, “grease monkey” is often used flirtatiously and with confidence, sometimes with a little attitude, and can also refer to something personal or off-limits—like a prized possession—used in phrases like “This my grease monkey” or “He can’t get none of this grease monkey,” especially when you know you’ve got the juice and they can’t handle it.
“This grease monkey got him acting like he in love.”
“Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now.”
“He acting right, so I might let him test drive the grease monkey.”
“He keep texting me, but he not getting this grease monkey.”
“He been trying for weeks, but he can’t get none of this grease monkey.”
“Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now.”
“He acting right, so I might let him test drive the grease monkey.”
“He keep texting me, but he not getting this grease monkey.”
“He been trying for weeks, but he can’t get none of this grease monkey.”
by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025
Get the Grease Monkeymug. by TRAPT Nsty April 16, 2021
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Get the monkey dickmug. by the one and only monkey April 19, 2023
Get the freaky alabama monkeymug. A mean monkey is someone who always has the name "Reyan" and is an extremely NOT kind hearted person who loves to bully and degrade little kids although he is one himself.
Reyan: Hey you're a bitch
Person: Wahhhhhhhh
Reyan: Go cry about it
Person: Go fuck yourself you mean monkey
Person: Wahhhhhhhh
Reyan: Go cry about it
Person: Go fuck yourself you mean monkey
by ihatereyanraj December 19, 2023
Get the mean monkeymug. Monkey on the back
Boss put a monkey on my back. Have decide who get laid off.
Tha low life pu th monkee back on EJ. He back on the Her'on agin
An't my Monkey aint my circus - cant help you.
Boss put a monkey on my back. Have decide who get laid off.
Tha low life pu th monkee back on EJ. He back on the Her'on agin
An't my Monkey aint my circus - cant help you.
by RedCarl January 21, 2022
Get the Monkey on the backmug. 