Sarcastic asshole-I don't give a fuck is a good thing to say around somebody you're trying to distract.
by Solid Mantis February 13, 2018
Get the I don't give a fuck mug.Is a fake form of bravery to cover up the fact that you are in fact really scurred. Usually shouted out to make it sound authentic.
Popularized by the song of the same title by Bonecrusher in 2003
Popularized by the song of the same title by Bonecrusher in 2003
Dude 1: So are we gonna jack this Bentley coup or not? Don't tell me that you gone yella on me!
Dude 2: Na bro! I ain't never scurred!
Dude 1: Aight, let's do this
Dude 2: Na bro! I ain't never scurred!
Dude 1: Aight, let's do this
by lady lynxx April 14, 2009
Get the I ain't never scurred! mug.Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"
Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"
Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"
by basilbrush October 19, 2008
Get the I shit myself empty mug.by Ajurfhas November 27, 2005
Get the I wouldn't lick a grapefruit mug.A clean version of "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".
Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.
Safe to use on oneself and others without offense, but all your interbutt friends will still get the joke.
But then again, some people just like shocking you with their culinary experience with stockings.
Sara 11:41 - SHIT, I think my account got deleted. Help?
Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.
Sara 12:17 - DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS. It was there the whole time.
by Ceylon August 21, 2009
Get the DISREGARD THAT, I COOK SOCKS mug.Used as an expression of happiness, accomplishment, laughter, etc. Basically any positive event/emotion.
For the negative effect, see "I hate my life"
For the negative effect, see "I hate my life"
Friend: ::tells joke that you find amusing::
you: I LOVE MY LIFE!
You: I totally half-assed that essay and got an A, I love my life!
you: I LOVE MY LIFE!
You: I totally half-assed that essay and got an A, I love my life!
by Nick H February 3, 2004
Get the i love my life mug.The antithesis to men who are pussy-whipped by women, and give in to everything a woman wants.
I get aggravated when I see I man cave to a woman's manipulating just because she has what he desires. Most men act as if that woman is the last one on earth, so, they will acquiesce to their demands.
I get aggravated when I see I man cave to a woman's manipulating just because she has what he desires. Most men act as if that woman is the last one on earth, so, they will acquiesce to their demands.
The women I have been with learn not to demand from me because they know I own my balls.
A good time to use this is when one of your buddies won't hang with the crew because his woman wants him for something else, or simply won't let him. Tell him to get his balls back because she owns them right now.
A good time to use this is when one of your buddies won't hang with the crew because his woman wants him for something else, or simply won't let him. Tell him to get his balls back because she owns them right now.
by Joe Cicalese October 31, 2007
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