get your hand off your dick

Stop wasting your time. Usually told to someone who takes too long to do something for you.

Barry, get your hand off your dick and pass the goddamn salt.

by mac-attk October 16, 2009

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get your willy out of my chili

Refers to the intrusion of privacy or getting into some ones business. Synonym to "Get out of my business" or "Get your nose out of my stuff."

by Plugga January 19, 2007

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A term that is used when someone does not actually know what they are doing, or when someone does not care about what the other person has to say.

Matt: Hey man what's up! We haven't talked in forever!

Zach: Oh nothing much, JUST TRYING TO GET A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOLARSHIP!

by Mr. Shlibsta May 15, 2010

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The plea to get off and let one rise to their potential.

I can be all I can be if you " Get your knee off my neck "!

by Ronny James June 06, 2020

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A strenous activity that will cause you to strain and get that water out yo ass.

we were lifting weights in josh's garage and his black ass dad looked at the bar and said "yeah boi thats enough to get the water out yo ass"

by watery ass July 11, 2009

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i've got an idea, we've all all been working for 'change' but can't do anything about anything so, lets' all get sloppy fat!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

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A joke to say to a fatherless child, albeit that your parental figure has been gone 18 years (I am talking to you, dear reader)

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