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cheese

me: yo bro u wanna eat cheese later
bob: bob
me: are you autistic
bob: bob
by Some random dude :D October 1, 2025
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Bone cheese

The Cheese that is in the inside of any bone of any living thing, cut the bone in half and there will be nacho cheese in the middle
"Hey could you pass the Bone Cheese my dude"
by BONE MANN October 23, 2018
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Melanesian Cheese Platter

A sexual act taking place in a sukkah that involves a lulav, etrog, a dwarf and and a couple and inexpensive kosher cheese
After the Ushpeizen the host and hostess ask Marius the dwarf to stay and join them for a Melanesian cheese platter in the Sukkah
by Varus58 October 6, 2023
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Dick cheese

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.

People named Peter are most likely to have this
Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?

Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week
by Dougle87 June 4, 2023
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Tim Cheese

John: Did you hear who killed John Pork?
Doe: Yeah it was Tim Cheese.
by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025
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Melty cheese

I need to return this burger I asked for no Melty Cheese
by Nikki_cat October 13, 2020
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Cheese Tooth

A cheese tooth is when you like cheese a lot. You like milk, cheese, yogurt, and beef. You like everything cowlike a lot. You also might like banana and cheese. Also, cheesecake. And cheeseburgers. Also, cereal and milk. And cheetos and doritos.

You definitely like cheese a lot!

If you eat cheese often and drink milk and eat cheeseburgers sometimes and eat cheese after every time you brush your teeth, you're really healthy.
Tony: I like cheese a lot and Frosted flakes cereal and milk and cheeseburgers!

Fred Flintstone: Mmmm, cheese. Mmmm, cheeseburgers!

Jughead: Mmmmm, cheeseburgers!

Chester: Mmmm, cheetos and cheese and cheeseburgers!

*Tony, Fred, Jughead, and Chester fill the fridge with cheese and milk and frozen cheeseburgers and eat some of cheese. They then eat cheeseburgers that they grilled and added cheese to.

Dude: You all got a cheese tooth, Tony, Fred, Jughead, and Chester!
by HawaiianPunch1 March 12, 2024
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