pulling a drunk ninja

N., When someone thinks they're so cool, and tries to do something, but fails epically.

Person 1: Remember when he pulled a drunk ninja?
Person 2: Hahaha! I do! He tried to do a back flip, but landed his ass in the dumpster!
"Drunk Ninja": I saw you pulling a drunk ninja last week!

by Sober Ninja March 21, 2011

Pull Some Stems

The act of violently shaving a person's private area without their consent

"Yeah, Brian and I thought we'd mess around and pull some stems"

by Eggmen May 26, 2019

Tallahassee Tractor Pull

The tractor pull is the sporting act of gathering up at least two white trash women, and inserting two to three balls of a single strand of anal beads into each participant who then clamp down and pull with all their might, much like a tug of war. The victor is the one to forcefully remove the beads from the other, however, there are no winners.

Note: If you happen to attend a Tallahassee Tractor Pull, bring a poncho or plastic sheeting like at a Gallagher show. Forcefully removing anal beads like you're rip starting a lawn mower can shower participants and spectators alike with blood and shit. Beware.

Damn y'all, Crystal and Tammy Lynn had themselves a Tallahassee Tractor Pull at the bonfire last night and I forgot my poncho!

by Mr Dover April 24, 2016

don't be pulling that shit

So basically when someone is about to be an actual dumbass

A: I'm about to go bungee jump down the Golden Gate Bridge
B: don't be pulling that shit...*shuck face having ass *

by Silly.potato March 6, 2020

Pulled A Sally Struther

When someone asks for money for a supposedly good cause, then you find out it was for something stupid, and not what it was intentionally loaned to the person for.

Me:Dude, Barbara is such a bitch.
You: Why?
Me: She pulled a Sally Struther on me
You: I concur. What a total bitch

by hhcdhull March 2, 2009

to pull a mediatonic on someone

If someone is asking another person for feedback/advice and then goes ahead and ignores it or even does the opposite.

Person 1: "What can I do better in our relationship?"
Person 2: "You could be more respectful to me!"
Person 1: *continues to disrespect person 2*
Person 2: Dude, are you pulling a mediatonic on me again?
"to pull a mediatonic on someone"

by eyesburning October 19, 2021

I’ll pull up

To return, come back or come over.

I’m sorry but at this particular time that’s looking like CAP. If anything changes, I’ll pull up

by Trentism May 9, 2021