nuts and a half

however the fuck markiplier rates things, the maximum: nuts and a half.

markiplier: woah this game is nuts and a half

by ultratism May 6, 2022

Metru nut

A large ejaculation, big enough to cover a city.

Person A: I’m going to Metru nut

Person B: No, it’ll go everywhere

by Davefigoni May 12, 2022

deez nuts

Typically used as a shitty comeback for when someone is losing an argument, it can also be countered with 'well i smashed your mom!' very typical 2010s slang.

tim:john you dont even know how much ive been in your girls dms, she sent me her nudes

john:well deez nuts have been in your girls dms

tim:but my girl is your girl, does that mean youre in her dms?

john:i smashed your mom

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

nut

someone who is very cute or sexy

“damn you see that boy” “yea he a big ass nut”

by a bloopersssss August 3, 2018

dragged dem nuts

When you did your thing. When you showed out. When you gave it your all. When you are exceptional.

It was Jon Dough's birthday last night and he dragged dem nuts at the club.

by TalDrkNBeautiful May 23, 2021

Zuck on deez nuts

A childish insult directed towards Mark Zuckerberg

Mark can go Zuck on Deez Nuts

by Not_MarkZuckerberg June 8, 2022

Dough nut

When a guy sticks a glazed doughnut on his dick for his gf to eat while giving him a bj

"Bro my dick got very sticky after I gave my girl a dough nut"

by JustTha February 26, 2020