ninja monkey 

the best thing to ever happen to the jungle since tarzan left
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they

can live on.

gremlin1: have you seen the ninja monkey
gremlin2:yes

gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.

ninja monkey by ninjamonkey101 November 13, 2011

Yarn Monkey

The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits.

There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.

2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).

3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.

This yarn is so tangled! I wish I had my yarn monkey here to help me out.

Yarn Monkey by E&KTwinz November 22, 2011

Gut Monkey 

A human fetus in the womb as seen from outside. The large swollen area of a woman who is far into a pregnancy. Especially a very large and pronounced belly shape. A humorous tone slightly related to the parasitic nature of a fetus upon it's mother.

It was quite apparent from the size of her huge gut monkey that she was easily 8 or 9 months into her pregnancy.

Gut Monkey by thechurchfodave September 20, 2011

Tg Monkey 

A person or a collab of people who work day and night on createing Transgender fiction, art and comics.

For their community of followers.

1. Wow Look at that Tg Monkey go two updates in one week.

2. She has poured everything into mataining her Tg Comic site to perfection now that's a Tg Monkey.

Tg Monkey by _TODD_ November 11, 2011

Baby Monkey Bum 

A nickname given to a KK the Dj from 97.7 HTZ FM radio station by her partner. She's not crazy about it but she let the Facebook community know about it.

"Hey my baby monkey bum lets go out for dinner."
"I love my little Baby Monkey Bum, she's the best Dj out there."

Baby Monkey Bum by CSTAPLETON December 2, 2011

Bronze Monkey 

The mixing of a 40 and a orange MD (MadDog) This is a variation of the Brass Monkey

Hey, man we are out of OJ. Just mix the 40 with your orange MD and make a Bronze Monkey.

Bronze Monkey by MasterGofen December 6, 2011

Print Monkey 

A print monkey is guy/girl who runs and troubleshoots the large format printers, vinyl plotters, and other high price equipment in a creative setting.

Sean: This Roland Versacamm-640 can print 64 million colors, on any material, up to 64 inches wide, AND cut vinyl?!?? HOLY HELL!

Brad: Only a print monkey would get excited...

Print Monkey by CajunSasquatch December 27, 2011