Garbage Monkey

A raccoon because they act more like a monkey than a panda even if they “look” more like a panda.

“Bro, look at that raccoon in my yard!”

“Dude. That’s a garbage monkey.”

by Chehala March 18, 2021

Howler Monkey

"TheOatmeal" online comics
"That guy who calls a meeting to avoid doing actual work. He never shuts up, challenges every opinion and opens just about EVERYTHING up for debate. He thinks he's helping but he's really just mindlessly shrieking into the jungle"

Person 1: Shit we have a meeting today at five with that ass hole Jim
Person 2: Oh you mean that Howler Monkey?
Person 1: Yup
Person 2: FACK

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 15, 2015

Old School Monkey

When they're just actin sush.

Ana's acting like a straight old school monkey tonight.

by Giggamungis April 25, 2023

Anarchist Attic monkeys

The Anarchist Attic monkeys are just like the Artic Monkeys except Carolyn typed attic. We all made fun of her. But we love the name and we agree to be anarchist. It’s all guud tho.

The anarchist Attic monkeys are Carolyn, Manny, Jackie, Giulianna, piper, and Julian( Kevin if he wants

by Lil_manns February 10, 2021

Rhinous Monkey

Any primate that is born from the anal cavity of a rhinoceros.

"Bro, you're just a total rhinous monkey."

by Earthwreck24 December 10, 2009

monkey

a monkey is a black person so called a "nigga"

you black monkey!

by pusse gyat January 29, 2024

Monkey Screecher

A black man with a fat horse cock who screams aggressively during sex. He pounds like a champion but the girls can't get over how much he hollers. The blood curdling howl can turn a girl off in an instant.

She said, "I want to get pounded by Jake, but it is too bad that he is a fucking monkey screecher."
Her friend said, "Yeah but getting railed by that horse cock must feel too good."

by ProfessorMonkey May 17, 2018