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monkeys balls

i think my dog suffers for monkeys balls.
by malcom dick August 30, 2023
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Monkey splat

When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.
Bro that girl had such a fat ass I had to monkey splat her!
by Neffy125 December 7, 2023
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Monkey man

Monkey man is a character played by the YouTuber soup. He has a danish moo cow named Trippy. And Monkey man‘s arch nemesis is Bigfoot.
"My name is Monkey man, don’t you dare call me Bigfoot again, that’s my archenemy."
by Germanyisthebest April 27, 2021
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Brick Monkey

A type of person involved with the throwing of bricks at windows.
Don't talk to Darnell anymore, he got caught being a brick monkey,
by Brick Monkey January 5, 2023
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Dance monkey

The worst song in the history of mankind.
Mother: son, clean your room or else ill make you listen to dance monkey on loop.
Son: yes ma’am.
by Badperson93943 June 5, 2022
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monkey drums

Bass boosted songs done using computer technology or loud subwoofers used while playing a song.
The dand ole 21 Savage producers overuse monkey drums.
by Portuguese clown December 30, 2018
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