when you have a chicks head hanging off the bed, you’re throat fucking her and you thrust to the bottom of her throat and she clenches and her vice grips of death clench down causing your penis to bleed but then you make her suck it until it stops bleeding. tastes like pennie’s

I love it when he hangs me upside down and gives me the ol copper penis

copper penis by daphnehitch May 3, 2024

Michael penis

1.) The act of putting ice on one's crotch. This can be done to activate your vagus nerve and slow down your heart rate during an anxiety attack, to shrink your Johnson so that you can more easily put on your chastity cage, or to perform a thirsty Frozone.

2.) To break the 4th wall during the course of a dream, such as by cutting to the director of a movie. This can be done to give context behind the use of certain language, to ease tension, or for comedic effect.

Stella Artois: "I can't wait til you give me a Michael penis"

Kevin: "What's that, are you seeing somebody else?"

The Direktor: "No, Kevin. The Michael penis is a classic dreamfilming and medical bedroom technique with a deep and well-established history. I detail it in my bestselling book, the Art of Michelangelo Penisian, which you can order in any major bookstore or on my 24/7 birthday party entertainment hotline."

Kevin: struggling not to break character "Alright, whatever, shut up! I don't give a flying flip what the flop a Michael p-penis is, man."

Fin

Michael penis by VrilTrapstar May 19, 2024

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Nigger penis faggot jew

A nigger who has a penis and likes sticking it's penis in other niggers and is also a jew

You are such a nigger penis faggot jew!

Nigger penis faggot jew by dodgy man May 21, 2024

inverted penis

A penis kicked so hard that it gone into the body.

Person 1 : Man someone kicked me so hard.

Person 2 : Do you have an inverted penis?

Person 1 : Yeah ...

inverted penis by AMatureMan May 26, 2024

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