penis contact

when the penis contacts with the table

Guy 1: I had penis contact alst nite
Guy 2: what table?

by PENISMENFART March 10, 2022

penis

a shlongdalong that gay’s love

damn that penis is huge!

haha i’m gay

by mossisgay August 3, 2021

Penis bruh

When you shit on someone when they are drunk

John took a penis bruh on brad

by Emeraldking5339 May 29, 2022

Peni mcneni

Peni mcneni refers to a heater for the penis. Covering shaft and balls

Holy f*ck is it cold thank god i brought my peni mcneni

by Monty phython April 25, 2019

penis fish

another term for an axolotl, as they look like penises.

your mom:yoo look its a penis fish from minecraft
you: mom, its an axolotl.

by penisufo July 29, 2022

Boo Penis

A boo penis is a penis that is blue, presumably a fictional characters shclong

Ex: I didnt know Megamind had a Boo Penis until I saw his ONLYFANS

by ChuggyCheese November 29, 2020

Penis Envy

The root cause of angry feminists

Veronica acts like a total SJW because she's got hella Penis Envy

by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025