Micro penis

A micro penis is a millimeter defeater that loves to get stuck in a bar of soap. Especially if that bar of soap is your mom's.

Damn, Mom! I have a micro penis! can I borrow a pack of soap?

by MonkeyBoss2022 January 19, 2023

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Penis

when you are age 1 to 10 the are small when you ages 11 to 12 they start to get big
when they are hard and it feels good to rub it a.k.a masturbating and then semen,cum,or sprem
doing sex woman like to suck it a.k.a blowjob use the hand rub a.k.a handjob or use their feet a.k.a footjob and woman like in their ass or vagina

All men have a penis

by FullerHouseking101 March 12, 2021

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Penis

Somthing that can get hard at times u dont want it to and can be stuck inside any hole

Most guys have a penisssss.

by Lil..zoe November 20, 2019

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mark's penis

likely the most massive shlong you have ever seen in your life

wow mark's penis could knock over lizzo

by mark is god March 15, 2024

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pussy penis cunt and vag

A Gentle and simple chant you can chant when you are sitting the boys and you 'bout go pop dat pussy

John: oh look There clyde and greg!
Clyde: oh tight, your Think we can score?
Greg: Absolutely!

All: Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag!

by TheTinyTheorist May 31, 2017

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