When two partners in the act of coitus reach orgasm at the same time. They would say that they “same-timed.” This is enjoyable to both partners as they have synced their orgasms to reach peak climax simultaneously.
Partner 1: “Hey, did you just?”
Partner 2: “Yeah. Did you...”
Partner 1: “Yup. Did we just same-time?”
Partner 2: “We did.”
Partner 2: “Yeah. Did you...”
Partner 1: “Yup. Did we just same-time?”
Partner 2: “We did.”
by Sexplainer1 February 8, 2021
Get the same-time mug.When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.
Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"
Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.
Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.
Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.
by Albino Whino July 10, 2018
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by mybeccca October 1, 2024
Get the “time stretchers" mug.when someone allocates time to be on their laptop, whether it be to view porn, update their blog, or find the best hotel deal.
We only have a few days to spend together, but I know how much he loves his laptop time... so I've got to adjust my expectations.
by GlazeHer July 18, 2017
Get the laptop time mug.- Used when someone is late to a group meeting or similar gathering
- General folk would say ‘fashionably late’
- Some black folk may say ‘I’m on “black time” while lazing at work or late for a meeting
- word founded by the J-dots including that of J.Mez who made this word/phrase possible
- General folk would say ‘fashionably late’
- Some black folk may say ‘I’m on “black time” while lazing at work or late for a meeting
- word founded by the J-dots including that of J.Mez who made this word/phrase possible
JOE: where is Josh? I said to meet in the car park at 6:30, it’s now 7:45!
JAY: he’s must be on “Mez Time”
JAY: he’s must be on “Mez Time”
by YorkshireJ August 18, 2018
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Gonna mow this evening when it cools off
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GrumpyPants — Today at 12:29 PM
Evening, retard. When it's cooling off. It's new york, it does cool off in the evenings here
Auginer — Today at 12:29 PM
google "when is it the hottest time of day"
Harriet Tubgirl — Today at 12:31 PM
I'm the hottest time of the day
Gonna mow this evening when it cools off
Auginer — Today at 11:53 AM
when its the hottest time of the day
11:53 AM
nice
11:53 AM
dumbass
GrumpyPants — Today at 12:29 PM
Evening, retard. When it's cooling off. It's new york, it does cool off in the evenings here
Auginer — Today at 12:29 PM
google "when is it the hottest time of day"
Harriet Tubgirl — Today at 12:31 PM
I'm the hottest time of the day
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