[San Jose] [Chili Dog]

A San Jose Chili Dog is when you titty-fuck a woman after taking a giant, steamy shit on her chest.

I have the squirts today, therefore I think I'll give my bitch a San Jose Chili Dog!

by Longrod12Vonhugendong June 23, 2016

Nebraskan Chili Cheese Dog

When you throw up on your penis and have your girlfriend lick it off

I didn’t feel so well so my girlfriend offered to do the Nebraskan Chili Cheese Dog.

by Dorm Room Hacks October 13, 2021

My dog stepped on a bee

A joke about when "Amber Heard" said this during court

I'm not feeling good my dog stepped on a bee.

by Just a human_6 February 23, 2023

Your dog hump cat

Better than "your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny"

Carl: Your granny tranny
Joe: Your dog hump cat
Carl: *Dies*

by Zombie620Slayer March 15, 2018

I'm Petting My Dog

Specifically when a male masturbates or strokes his erect genitalia and would like someone to know it. Used mainly for describing to a significant other over phone calls or public that you are/have masturbating. The reason you would use this term and not just outright say it would be due to things like: They're parents are in the room, you're in a public place, they have you on phone speaker, etc.

"Hey,"
"Hey!"
"Am I on speaker?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Oh I'm just calling to let you know I'm petting my dog.."
"Oh..."
*Takes off speaker*

by HipstaSquirrel September 6, 2016

Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog

literally the UGLIEST DAMN DOG EVER, so gross it makes me want to throw up.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you seen Fernando's Ugly Ass Dog?!"

Guy 2: *Violently combusts from disgust and pain from remembrance of that disgusting dog.

by zenkurai November 17, 2021

Cat Dog x Dylan

The cutest fucking couple of cats it doesn't matter if Dylans twice her age and on the verge of death. Cat Dog needs a sugar daddy anyways.

Omg have you heard Cat Dog x Dylan is officially canon!?! They're so fucking cute.

by slutowner June 15, 2021