Textrovert

A person who loved to see you group texts, memes, videos, web links and funny shiat, but then ghosts you when you reply; especially something better.

Billy Bob loves to send us daily texts, but he’s such an textrovert when we send him something better.

by Yaks_man August 19, 2025

Texas Tommy

Either: a very large bowel movement as a result of opioid-induced constipation
Or: a large stick, used to dislodge or break up such a bowel movement that is stuck in the toilet and won't go down
Or: a person (the "index case") who may have produced the original bowel movement after whom the above are named.

Wow, did you see the Texas Tommy that that guy left in the toilet?

by R2xman August 19, 2025

Texas Thanksgiving

When you stuff your girl on thanksgiving like a turkey, filling her up with your shit, piss and semen, then let it marinate and fuck her with the "stuffing" in the victim.

- What did you do this thanksgiving?
-Me and my girl had a Texas Thanksgiving!
-Can i join next time?
-Sure.

by ramer561 September 1, 2025

Texgender

Identifying as Tex gender is when you feel a strong connection with Texas McCormick. And identify him as your gender pronouns. Texas/Texas/Texaself, Tex/Texs/Texself and McCormick/McComricks/McComrickself are the pronouns aligned with this gender.

“Hey! Tex didn’t do that!” “McCormicks not stupid!” “Herself, myself, Texaself.” “My gender is Texgender!”

by TheFireHicks September 6, 2025

textpectation

"The anxious restless feeling caused while waiting for someone to reply to your text message."

"My friend left me on read five hours ago - I feel my textpectation going through the roof while i waited for her reply."

by cherry1206 September 9, 2025

Textpectation

"Textpectation", can be defined as the anxiety of waiting for someone to text you back. (She always replies 2 days later lol)

"My textpectation was killing me after I saw the three typing dots disappear."

by ChillPickle September 9, 2025

Texas Boomerang

When you put a hard bend in your penis to allow for your own facial or your own backshots.

If you get skilled with that texas boomerang, you could theoretically drop a load on your ass and your face.

by KarlKox September 10, 2025