NCW-Kid

A child conceived during the period of time during the beginning of the pandemic where condoms sold out.

(No Condom Week)

Uncle: what’s wrong with your kid?!

Mom: I don’t know, he’s an NCW-kid

Or

*family fight*
Kid: Dad mom Why don’t you love me as much as the other siblings

Dad: Because you’re an NCW kid.
Mom: Why would you tell him!!
Dad: I couldn’t take it anymore. He had to know!

Mom: Fine! You know, there were no condoms in the beginning of the pandemic, but your dad and me were really horny… But we still do love you

by nora the explorer January 23, 2022

Dropping the Kids Off at the Pool

To go number two
To go poop

"Jenny went to drop the kids off at the pool"
"I was just dropping the black kids off at the pool"
"I'm back from dropping the Mexican kids off at the pool"
"I was dropping the kids off at the pool just now"

by Arin C. March 24, 2015

The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.

Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024

Nasa Kid

A term used by people with bad internet to cope with beign unable to join boss raids before the server is full.

Gosh darn it! My router exploded when I tried to join a Hydra raid! Gosh darn these nasa kids!

by SalvadorAnimations November 13, 2022

Cheers kids

cheers kids slurps on some shwomalong whilst circumsision

“can you do the dishes”, “no”, “cheers kids”

by sligdis June 11, 2023

Stray Kids

Stray Kids is the worst 4th gen boy group who's music is absolute sh!t. When using the word 'Stray Kids' it can mean something is terrible , awful , horrible or bad. People may say that Stray Kids outsold your faves but who gives a damn !!

STAY: Stray Kids performed for the South Korean President, they are better than 4th gen.
SKZ ANTI; Who give a damn, the mans ears was bleeding after the performance and just had to force a smile. He cried himself to sleep that night.

“This smell is really Stray Kids”. “Don't go to that restaurant! Their food is really Stray Kids!”
“Her was so Stray Kids today..”

by staycforpresident April 10, 2022

Kid Flow Rida

The guy who can never quite get his flow right. He wants to be an emcee so bad but can never get things together. He can sometimes spit shit that sounds good and even works, but he can never get it how he wants and feels he can never get it right. Once master though he becomes something all together different-the King Flow Rida.

The boy has potential but he's still a Kid Flow Rida...

by Chris the Wordsmith February 22, 2011