Cum

cum is the shit that fires from my 9 millimeter when im horny as fuck lookin at weird shit

"aw shit bro imma cum"
"bro me too"
"bro you weird"
"bro"

by mythiksushi February 25, 2022

Cum

It's slang for semen, thats it

Both stared lovingly in each others eyes, Margot lurched forward, and grabbed the 16.9 inch dick that belonged to William, she tasted it, so hard, so sweet, she thought, then she sucked it, William moaned in pleasure, Margot sucked harder, she slurped, licked, even tried to swallow, and felt the nice, warm cum flow into her throat, into her stomach, William took this chance and grabbed her by the hair, he flipped her on the sofa with one fell swoop and stuck his cock in, he fucked, hard, he felt her insides churning but did not care, he heard Margot moaning, saying things like "harder" or "deeper!" William smirked to himself, this was just the beginning, he grabbed her tits "squishy!" he thought, and squeezed those little mangoes as he came inside her, she gasped, and fell back, shuddering, William proceeded to put his cock, now as hard as a rock, into Margot's mouth, and rammed it like a maniac, Margot snapped back to life, yelling, but then, she grabbed a dildo, and rammed it into her wet, tight pussy, she rammed and rammed until it was raining cum, then she passed out, William then proceeded to give her anal...

by TheUrbanAuthor69420 September 27, 2022

cum-blimp

kuhm-blimp n. a used condom which has been inflated to blimp like proportions and tied off, allowing it to float with the crew (semen) able to move around freely inside.

1. If you fill a cum-blimp with hydrogen and take a lighter to it, you can redefine "blowing your load."
2. I love having cum-blimp races with the guys after the gangbang.

by VainDadMelt May 20, 2021

don't bully me I'll cum

a term that a femboy or someone who thinks their funny whilst crying over the facts they’re bitchless spending their nights in their parents basement.

Nerdy ass kid: “don't bully me I'll cum”
Everyone else: “shut your bitch ass up nigga you dad left you” etc.

by Zestied December 18, 2023