screen time detox

The phenomenon where it's easier for you to eventually start limiting your own screen time (though it initally requires you to "lose" your "appetite" to binge-watch YouTube like usual). As your parents impose strict behavior requirement to get more screen time to watch YouTube that you're simply unable to fulfill, no matter how "good" your behavior is.

After my parents imposed strict rules on my screen time, I ended up going on a screen time detox and found I actually enjoyed exercising more!

by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025

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Time to make the donuts

9:30 a.m. Eastern time / 6:30 a.m. Pacific when the stock market opens… it’s time to make the donuts $$$$$

Make sure you aren’t too hungover to wake up by opening bell. 6:30 a.m. is time to make the donuts, baby!!! 🤑

by BadAtty January 14, 2025

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The Greatest Basketball Player of All Time

Lebron Raymone James

The greatest basketball player of all time was drafted first overall by the Cleveland Cavaliers in the 2003 NBA Draft.

by LebronRaymoneJamesIsTheGoat January 15, 2025

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On Jesse Time

Add 2 hours to the estimated time.

J: "I'm leaving in 10 minutes"
*: "Ahh yes, see you on Jesse time."

by Derpinmerpin January 18, 2025

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Demon Time

Demon Time can be described as a feeling, an energy, or an emotion of: violence, chaos, carelessness, recklessness, embracing the darkness, acting like a demon, going crazy, not giving a f*ck.

"Spider-Man be on DEMON TIME with that Symbiote!"

"Ellie going crazy! She on demon time!" (The Last of Us Part II)

"Young Kratos was really on demon time" (God of War)

"Season 5 Rick Grimes was pure demon time" (The Walking Dead)

by Noir Thornton January 24, 2025

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