Penis

mines large

You’re penis is large

by Yessssmaamlol September 24, 2021

PENIS

I LOVE IT

i LOVE PENIS

by Cuppa Ice September 27, 2021

Penis

a little snake you wish were longer, well i would say a worm.

Dude- “hey man! Your penis is as small as a worm!”
-“Really? I thought it was a snake”

by wonderdiack September 29, 2021

Penis

Long tasty object

Please help I lost my penis in your mom

by big bald obama September 30, 2021

Penis

Something every matthew hasn't got

Yo, have you seen matt

Oh yeah that dude without a penis?

Yeah thats him

by Josh C 263 February 15, 2022

Penis

A big long instrument

I love to play with my penis and practice blowing tones

by mommysmilk67 February 15, 2022

Prestige Penis

The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.

I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.

by A Free Man February 17, 2022