Brown Tumbler

A sexual act which involves defecating on your partner and wrestling with him/her so as to share in the feces.

Let's do a Brown Tumbler tonight. This chicken taco platter should give me plenty to work with.

by SexMagi January 04, 2019

Down to Brown

When you're into anal sex.

Guy 1: You down to brown? ;)
Guy 2: Mmm oh yeah, that's one of my kinks!

by KM994 February 21, 2021

Patchy Brown

When the rest of it is shaved but there is still a small brown patch on top. Looks smart. Like a distinguished gentle lady.

You know I like it when there's a lil' bit of hair on it... I like Patchy Brown... a smart lookin' pussy... it's gotta look smart down there don't it?

by Sir Ham of the Wallet November 20, 2022

Allison Brown

A woman who doesn't give a fuck

"Did you see how she pulled an Allison Brown? Damb"

by Kedaski February 13, 2019

Brown Footer

A person that has a brown foot from kick people in the ass so hard it comes out brown.

John is a brown footer. I wouldn't want to get in a fight with him.

by Mcjissycumpants December 06, 2010

Brown's Law

The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.

-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car

-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop

by MRB703 April 15, 2024

Brown's Law

The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.

-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car

-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop

by MRB703 April 15, 2024