DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs
Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".
by greenbot4 February 20, 2023
Get the Don't Cum In My Lungsmug. BUM CUM:
Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.
Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)
Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).
Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).
Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).
Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.
Step: 6 Enjoy!
Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.
Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)
Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).
Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).
Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).
Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.
Step: 6 Enjoy!
by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021
Get the Bum cummug. when you masturbate to hard
Michael: yo bro imma go watch porn
Bro: ok
12 mins later
Bro: why are your pants white?
Michael: i cummed while watching porn
Michael: yo bro imma go watch porn
Bro: ok
12 mins later
Bro: why are your pants white?
Michael: i cummed while watching porn
by i am only in 3rd grade dont as August 4, 2023
Get the cummug.