Brown coffee

When you have liquid diarrhea and can’t make it to the toilet, so you just use a coffee cup

He had brown coffee last night after his toilet was occupied

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Angel Jose Robles Is Clue Master And Stephanie Brown

Angel Jose Robles Is Clue Master And Stephanie Brown

Angel Jose Robles Is Clue Master And Stephanie Brown

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

kentucky hot brown

letting a turd log bake in the sun until it’s hardened then sandwiching it between two pieces of sourdough, smothering in gravy and consuming it

I’d like to serve my dad a kentucky hot brown!

by kentuckyhotbrownfan69 May 5, 2024

Brown Russian

When you spit vodka directly into a close friends ass hole in order to achieve a quicker state of inebriation.

Holy shit balls kevin just gave me a brown russian

by I can't think of a name! June 9, 2018

infinite brown glitch

when you take a shit and the the fecal residue won't come off no matter how much you wipe

guy 1: "dude i was taking a shit and i got the infinite brown glitch"
guy 2: "damn"

by theinfinitebrowner May 5, 2024

Standford brown mug

When your significant other makes you coffee infused with their scat and makes you drink it when you’re bedridden

1: I was bedridden last week and my wife made me a Standford brown mug
2: what’s that ?
1: scat coffee

2: I would kill her ass

by GeekMan420 February 20, 2024

Farmer Brown New York

In New York State; Vestal, there is a story that has been going around since 1844. The tale is 'Farmer Brown'. Farmer brown woke up a night to his daughter being gone, she was murdered for a satanic ritual. He went on a murderous rampage, killing 13 children. Eventually the town found him in choconut creek, also known today as the witches forest of new york, he was killed.

Farmer Brown New York was a bad man.

by New York Stories May 27, 2024