Sticky Kids

Another term for the sticky, white male ejaculate.

I shot my sticky kids inside of my girlfriend the other day impregnating her.

by backdrft76 August 14, 2022

Kid named finger

A braindead image/meme of Mike Ehrmantraut saying "Kid named finger". This is the fusion of the meme of "mikeposting" and the joke "Let's finger paint! Kid named paint:".

"Alright class, today we're gonna finger paint!"

Kid named finger:
mike

by Joe Vamp August 5, 2025

SafeChat kid

Someone Who Can Be under the age of 13 On an app called Roblox

Roblox Player 1: Hey ######## i said stop

Roblox Player 2: i dont speak tags lol

Roblox Player 1: Lol imagine having safechat KID

by withtha5 June 20, 2022

The kids

Your whole position against me hinges on them but YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT DO YOU, YOU FUCKING FILTH?

Hym " 'But the kids! THE KIDS!!!' They cry though they fail to realize that THEY JUST DON'T CARE AT ALL about the ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

Fortnite kids

The reason no one plays fortnite anymore see also: toxic 8 year olds

Fortnite kid: walks in room

Anyone with a functional brain: "alright get the broom we gotta scare the fortnite kids out."

by Awildmoron April 17, 2022

THEIR KIDS

THEIR KIDS! THIER! KIDS! THEY'RE TEACHING THEIR KIDS AND THEIR KIDS HAPPEN TO BE IN THE SAME PLACE AS YOUR KIDS (SOMETIMES)!

Hym "Jesus Christ... Look... They aren't teaching YOUR kids anything that they aren't teaching THEIR kids. They aren't bringing YOUR kids to drag shows... They're bringing THEIR KIDS. I don't see how you think that deliberately misrepresenting the issue does anything to further resolve the issue... Unless your intent is NOT to result the issue. Your goal may very well be to perpetuate the negative feedback loop. And that's actually the linchpin of the feedback loop. If one side is 'correct' then neither side is justified in stopping the other because they are doing the same thing. Their positions are irreconcilable. By default. And somebody saw this and was all... CHAFF GRENADE! BANG! The kids are just the final bulwark. That's how you know they're getting desperate."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2023

Porkchop Kid

When a kid is so ugly, you have to hang a porkchop on each ear just so the dog will like them.

Little Johnny is so ugly, he's a porkchop kid.

by Upnorthbetty January 22, 2024