deez nuts

Deez nuts is an expression used to deliberately interrupt or divert a conversation. It is a rather figurative way to show disrespect towards the current topic of discussion. The phrase is often used as the punchline of a setup joke that involves asking someone a vaguely phrased question to solicit a follow-up question in response, typically in the form of one of the five Ws, before yelling out the said phrase in an obnoxious manner.

Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: Yes
Me: Well, how would you like a pair of deez nuts in your mouth!?

by elaboratescanner04 January 21, 2024

Nut Audio

An MP3 file or sound only video consisting of the sound one makes when ejaculating.

Yo man, did you hear Alex's nut audio. He was really loud

by YeetTheChild69 January 13, 2025

Fuck-Nut

When you encounter a particularly annoying enemy.

OH YOU FUCK-NUT

by TTV SpaceFam972 September 14, 2025

gazoonkle nuts

That bit of shit that gets stuck on your bum hair after not wiping properly.

My arse is getting a little chaffed, must have left some gazoonkle nuts behind.

by Zillogee December 23, 2020

Shit Nut Squash

Shit Nut Squash

“You fucking kids nowadays have it so fucking easy back in my day we used to have Shit Nut Squash for thanksgiving”

by YungDirtyJeezuz January 5, 2023

deez nuts

penis

deez nuts

by godgamer3438 June 1, 2022

No nut november

A month where people around the world try to stop fapping but fail cause they are pieces of shit.

John:Hi Mike!Did you get past no nut november?
Mike:No,Those hentai videos are too strong for me.

by A Random Wizard July 6, 2018