texan penguin

Where you kill a penguin. then cut open the penguin and put your cock into a a dead penguins organs before putting you cock in someone.

I fucked this chick last night she didn't even know that I was giving her a texan penguin.

by Dylan_matt July 17, 2025

Texas rope pull

Tug of war with a sounding rod, while inside 2 people’s urethras.

Hey Chris let’s do a Texas rope pull.

by Tjeerdmachine August 7, 2025

Texas horseriding

When the female partner wears a prosthetic penis and the male partner rides her until he cums on her bellybutton

" I was Texas horseriding on my girl when my grandma fell off the stairs"

by Haylhytler August 12, 2025

Text message schizophrenia

When the text message sends but the image doesn’t send

I hate when I get text message schizophrenia—my message sends, but the picture doesn’t send cuz of the damn GREEN TEXTS

by DrGigglyAss August 13, 2025

Texas Dragon Breath

When you’re getting freaky with a girl and she has to fart, so you suck the fart out of her anus and proceed to blow it into her face, followed by a roar.

“So how did it go with her last night?”

“Let’s just say I hit her with some Texas Dragon Breath.”

by The Sender of Warnings August 16, 2025

Texas Chainsaw

When you finish in a blonde redneck and spin her round in the living room causing mass destruction to the house.

I had a bloody crazy night last night, blonde chick and a texas chainsaw…

by anonymous August 17, 2025

Text Voyeur

People who read all the group texts and refuses to respond, engage, laugh

Yeah, Duesler is so busy, he doesn’t have time to respond to our group texts. The
Bro is such a text voyeur!

by Yaks_man August 19, 2025