Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it

When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution

by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023

Munch like a bird

when you get high as a bird and eat someone out

Cooper Munch like a bird on me

by RosaParksFan74 August 30, 2023

lo-like

a word to describe an affection for someone. When you more than like someone but you can’t say you love them. It’s a platonic feeling.

I lo-like you a lot
dude I almost said I loved her but I told her I lo-liked her and saved it

by tiny.bean December 19, 2018

I Like Your Boots

I Like Your Boots
Sit at Primanti Brothers and yell to everyone "I Like Your Boots"

Even if they don't have boots on YELL IT NOW BITCH
YOU=Funny if say I Like Your Boots

I Like Your Boots, bitch.

by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com March 7, 2023

Hit like a piñata

When said person has smoked so much methamphetamine in the crystalline form that they have no control over their mental or physical attrubutes.

Omg did you see Dana L. ? She is fucking hit like a piñata... She stole the fucking DVR.

by CrankHill March 17, 2021

Cooking like Pozniak

Pulling out and ejaculating on a woman’s Breasts, then spreading your sauce around with your penis before pulling out your chest hair and garnishing your creation in a salt bae fashion

That bird I met off tinder, she’s a bit of a goer, I was was cooking like Pozniak after a first date.

by VinceVegas May 12, 2021

Feel Like Oppenheimer

To feel guilt over creating something that has grown large amounts of popularity (particularly unwanted). Used in reference to the movie "Oppenheimer's" depiction of J. Robert Oppenheimer regretting his creation of the nuke.

"My friend said he felt like Oppenheimer after seeing what people did to the character he created"

"I feel like Oppenheimer after finding out about the audience my book garnered..."

by anonymous December 24, 2024