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Cum Baiting

similar to ragebaiting, but instead of trying to bring rage out in people, it's trying to bring arousal out in people
"finally got bred by my boyfriend, the Cum Baiting really works"
by big_raga October 26, 2025
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OpposingFork's Cum Sock

Somehow, OpposingFork's Cum Sock appeared when fork tested his dork, he gooned and betrayed the never goon army, he became an outcast. Before a never gooner, but now an always gooner. Happly after 5 years of always gooning, the sometimes goon army accepted him after he worked several years in the soviet army with 2 degrees of sciency stuff to win in communist battles against always edgers. OpposingFork now sometimes goons. The sometimes goon army is friends with the sometimes edge army, both accept their differences on how the beat their dork (sometimes).
Finding new OpposingFork's 2024 Edition Cum Socks are very rare as he now only SOMETIMES goons, so im in desperate need for them, I'll pay any never edger to aquire one for me, ik its illegal business but i need it to overthrow the sometimes goon political party.
OpposingFork's Cum Sock, a relic of the past, now the gold of the present
by Dako123 October 28, 2025
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Cum Butter

When you've been fucking so long the cum turns into butter
Holy Cow, we made a lot of cum butter today!
by Aphrodite_Eve October 29, 2025
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Cum Brazing

Ejaculating on a girl's lips and letting it dry so she stfu
by DesignatedDealer25 November 7, 2025
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21-Cum Salute

When 21 guys are jerking off and have to finish simultaneously in honor of Lebron Raymone James’ birthday.
Happy birthday, LeBron! Round up the troops for the 21-cum salute!
by Doctor Gupta (prostatechecker) November 12, 2025
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Cum Quietly

The act of the silent cum, no moans or "Oh god"s
"Are you going to cum quietly, or are we going to do this the hard way?"

"I'll cum quietly daddy"
by Always(far)right November 14, 2025
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Cum Surgeon

A person who fucks up with finesse.
Hats off to the cum surgeon. He messes up better than any of us!
by Slowly_Gone November 14, 2025
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