My penis

My gf has this for some reason… I don’t.

My penis is 3 inches long.

by SleepyPensilz January 17, 2025

My penis

It is big.

"My penis,"

"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that you weird ass piece of sh-"

by What the fuck is a vagina February 06, 2022

penis porch

When your big stomach covers your penis like a porch

Dang bro, you’ve gotten fat. Can you even see your dick under penis porch?

by RRRamsey is the shit April 30, 2022

Fetus Penis

The only penis smaller than a baby penis

Oh it wasn’t a baby dick Rebecca…it was a fetus penis

by MuzzikA0 March 29, 2022

Penis and Balls

Things that are attached to a man that women love to suck ,eat , slurp, and touch. Especially high schoolers that started birth control at a young age. A penis can fit into a condom.

The penis and balls are a males reproductive parts.

by ILOVEBURGERKING January 29, 2025

Penis holder

Also known as your mum… likes to hold a lot of willy.

“Alex’s mum is such a penis holder mate.”

by Phat nyash December 07, 2022

Dick penis

When a demon steals your penis rips the top of your penis off and drinks the sperm like diet cok.

I fucked a cactus and my Dick penis fell off.

by Hyphen_ July 05, 2020