National Fake Friend Day

National Fake Friend Day is celebrated on May 26th . On this day post your “fakest” friends, and drop anyone you feel like you can’t trust .

“Tomorrow is National Fake Friend Day, i’m posting *****”

by cartiismysavior May 23, 2023

Best Friends Day

National best friends day April 24 show off your best friend <3

Hey it’s best friends day you better post me bitch

by G gtf ugh s to d gc e see ugh April 24, 2021

joe friend

A play off of joe mama

It’s when you see the opportunity to make new friends

Friend: Aye is that Joe?
Stranger: Joe Ma-
Friend: Joe Friend

by Mr. Funniman December 5, 2020

Local Friend

When you consider someone a friend, based on location.
when they live close by you will hangout and see them, if they ever move away, goodbye have a nice life.
Not good enough friends to even consider travelling to visit.

Since *fucktard* moved to *shitholetown* I really lost touch, too bad its 45 minutes away.
He was really just a Local Friend.

by SurfingChef March 12, 2010

National hug your sad friend day

If you know anybody who’s always going through a hard time literally or going through depression, suicidal thoughts please...Give them a hug they literally need it

Girl:Hug!

Boy:why are you hugging me?
Girl:it’s national hug your sad friend day..!

by OoffffTheBanana666 October 17, 2020

slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th

oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!

by okayokaylala June 13, 2023

Just a friend

definitions full of Miraculous children, ACTUALLY MEANS:

The boy/girl your boy/girlfriend is cheating on you with.

You have entered the friendzone.

"Don't worry babe, s/he's just a friend of mine."
"I'm sorry, I see you as just a friend."

by jorgman December 28, 2022