Fake friends

A fake friend is someone who makes inside jokes when you aren’t at school so they can laugh about them when you aren there and u don’t get it so ur lonely

Kayden and Cate are fake friends because they won’t tell me their highlighter inside joke.

by has fake friends💔 January 27, 2022

Friend of Phil

When you are close friends with someone from work but no one from work knows.

How do I know Corey? Oh we are a friend of phil.

by fenchurch stardust August 2, 2024

Friend Vacation

When you lose contact with a close friend for an extended amount of time from a week +.

Sometimes a friend vacation is needed when a good friend starts to get on your nerves. Take a break and come back to a refreshed relationship. Other times your friend may take a vacation from you because they have entered into a romantic relationship and spend less time with you and more with their significant other. The most convenient use of the term "friend vacation" can be used to stop contact with someone who your just not that into but they seem very interested in you. Just let them know that you'll still be in contact but your taking a friend vacation from them to focus on something important like work, or school. Hopefully by the time you get back from vacation they have found someone else to pursue and you can remain in the friend zone right where you want to be.

by k2thedawgg September 29, 2012

Two Pretty Best Friends

An imaginary concept in which two best friends are pretty.

I ain't never seen two pretty best friends, one of 'em always gotta be ugly

by a literal clown November 16, 2020

Fake friend

A person who forgives people in under a week

Fake friend“No I’m still friends with phee”
Lilly: “WHAT THE FUCK YOUR SO FAKE”
Sammy: “IT HASN'T BEEN A WEEK!”

by Fakefriend6969420 November 8, 2021

Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day

If you have a best friend than give him his well-deserved cake on November 15th!

Make your best Friend (m) a Cake day

by Iwantacake123 November 14, 2020

We can't be friends

And I won't ever have a relationship. But what these people are trying to turn that into is an overt form of of second class citizenry.

Hym "No we can't be friends. In the words of Arianna Grande "We can't be friends." Because the only reason were are lovers is the lack of a fat cock."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025